And I thought I had a bad attitude. In this Christmastide Garrison Keillor tries to pick a fight with the Unitarians.

You’re lucky we’re tolerant, Keillor. If you tried that with the Catholics they would forgive you in such a martyred way that you would know you had just given the Borg more energy with your photon torpedoes. They would be so ‘disappointed’ in you.

But we’re Unitarians. We can take it. We have a sense of humor, really, I can prove it. Here’s a tolerant chuckle for you, Garrison Keillor. Heh, heh.

I’m not bothered. I survived the Mall parking garage without running over one of those ticket robots. I can face anything.